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validx2:

Bitch Niggas: I dont like girls with stretchmarks they look gross 

Real Niggas:

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when someone is constantly looking hot

gaylindathegood:

Support group for everyone who started playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood as a joke and now can’t stop.

sasaq:

(via Shiba Inu Nanu/柴犬Nanu)
succendo:

THE WRITING

succendo:

THE WRITING

underthe-corktree:

OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR 

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AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM